Fair-Weather Friends

We’re in sanctum right now.  Updates to come as they happen!

update:

Gongoerth the First Bich dropped Tuor and Jhylith for Stever and Fuwok.  MEGAfat.

This is literally a picture of Fuwok right now:

We killed eyes but also we all went LD at the end so it turned into a massive animal fuck.  Luckily the aoe couldn’t hurt us because of the incredible amount of nerd humidity that we emit.  It smells swampy in here.

Vorrel – Valdian

Kunika – Reehs

essence of the mother died in a sloppy nightmare fight that we barely won!!!

id – kjiel

gloves – valdian

Void Worm
Bp – Siblyx
Frag – Solo

Congolmeration
Shoulders – Arianne
Frag – Skyee

Golem
Ring – Fuwok
Arms – Tarutao
Frag – Juff

Thek’rak
Back – Yate
Back – Siblyx
Frag – Juff

Shadow
Back – Cinn
Frag – Stral

Trio
Frag – Faelus
Dagger – Siblyx

Crushed some more spires got some more fats – the revamped fights in the upper part are way fun!

Reanimated Priest –
Frag – Solosolki
Pants – Velleity

A perfected bone golem –
Frag – Stral,
Shaman wrist – Nara,
Earring – Siblyx

Warped Slave –
Boots – Tarutao,
Frag – Guktore

Iskkath the Mindful –
Greaves of Mental Warding – Templeton,
Armbands of Alacritous Thought – Stral

Iskkath’s Experiment –
Frag – Juff,
Fist – Kjiel

major leaks take your fucking mcrib fingers and mash them on the keyboard

We broke into spires and killed a bunch of shit finally. GJ everybody on learning some new encounters and grats to loot winners.

Picture related this is us opening the door to spires.

Void Worm
BP – Eyate
Frag – Stral

Conglomeration
Face – Kjiel
Frag – Guktore

Failed Golem
Range – Guktore
Frag – Kjiel

Researcher Thek’rak
Face – Juff
Frag – Guktore

An unbound Shadow
Ear – Glorax
Frag – Kjiel

Ancient Guardians
Dagger – Eyate
Frag – Kjiel

Yclist looks like this

but it feels like this

I’m smoking a jumbo rock right now and later I’ll fuck your girlfriend on your new bedspread.

Major achievement/server 1st kill of revamped prime enchanter. Grats to loot winners who have loot that will never be seen again and big grats to everyone who suffered through this one for the past several weeks on never having to do it any more.

Confounding Sphere of the Prime Enchanter – Kiseble
Band of Exceptional Clarity – Skyee

Awesome job and spires here we come!!!

After watching and re-watching the rape scene from Hollow Man three hundred and ninety five times, we finally figured out how to kill Animation of Sil’Rel’Din.

Mostly you just have to consent at the last second so he loses interests and moves on to the next unwilling person.

There were also numerous raids over the past few days, some documented and others undocumented.

Zorel

Nara – Shield
Ear – Zedaine

Golem
lindstrom – mask
nara- ring

Animation
Fist – Cinn
Boots – Kise

No other guilds are raiding as far as I can tell so we are REALLY sticking it in their poop chute.

Cauldron
Ule’s Conception – Cinn
Hurngol’s Fire – Lindstrom

Thaz 1
Slippers of Crushing Earth – Skos
Shroud of Ruinous Fire – Skos

Thaz 2
Chain-Linked Belt of Vindication – Reehs
Band of Malignity – Juff
Fire Marked Bangle – Zippie

Runic: Aura of Destruction – Stral
Runic: Anthem of Command – Reehs
Runic: Hierophant’s Breath – Arianne

Grats to loot winners and special grats to casters on much needed runics.

We killed a bunch of sanctum and yclist stuff over the past few days.

We also got megaraped a few times by prime enchanter who gave us a major ride on his mechanical cock.

Grats to the loot winners even though I don’t know who they are since nobody will tell me and also grats to Kiseble and Kjiel on mondo abyss fats.

I’ll leave you now with what Zedaine sounds like in vent after he drinks 4 loko