Gongoerth
Varisath – Lindstrom
Tuor – Templeton
Drakes
Grace – ROT 
Aurix – Stral
Essence
Toaris – Lindstrom
Thadarsh – Velleity
Generals
Greaves of the Vindicators – Haza
Shroud of the Hellions – Astranolus
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Tonight we did a server first kill of the revamped eyes encounter. It is much cooler now so hi5 to Marza for making it good.
Here you can see the strat and it mostly involved drinking Colt 45.
Once we used his blunt as a urinal, the old man’s blood shot eyes gave us a bewildered look and also some gear.
Then we killed a golem in Yclist. There’s no picture but just imagine if you were an evil sorcerer and you wanted to make a really sweet golem to keep adventurers out of your pointless moat building so you filled the moat with piranhas and then you realized that wasn’t enough so you wanted to make a golem but you were in the middle of the jungle and the jungle is way too far from any rock quarries so you couldn’t make a rock golem but the jungle is full of animals so you made a huge golem. Out of what? Out of shit. Yes its a turd golem and we killed it.
While all this was going on I got invited to a party and if you’ll excuse me, I have to go.
Inner Sanctum:
Eyes of The Stalker
Ben’Avir, Boots of the OH GOD THAT’S NOT MERCY OR KUNIKA x2 – Uh…Arianne and I forget who else
YaClit, the Hooded City:
Guardian of the Clit
Glare of the Ethereal Construct – Otcho
Ring of 6-man Buff-bots – Aballister
Today we had a backgearing romp in inner prison.
First we totally bukkaked our friend Farguziar.
Like most dragons that suck dick he was easy to get in the sack. But really we were killing time. And it took a lot of time so we killed some other dragons and got some other unmarkable shit.
But then, we ran out of trivial kills to do and instead wandered Dalaya searching for a challenge.
And no challenge appeared.
But the Nexus of the Ward popped and that means we are now flagged for Sanctum. Again.
Actual Footage of the kill:
Also a dragon tried to negotiate with us but you know we don’t negotiate with terrorists GMs people who have had sex before dragons.
The Generals of Tarhyl melted like butter in a warm, nerdy hand.
bich babby
fats:
-Jhaldbonermar — Cyen
-Shroud of Hellyes — Slii
Today we formed the guild and also we killed a bunch of Sanctum bosses. That was pretty controversial and a dramabomb exploded.
Inner Sanctum:
Gongoerth The First Mob
-Vervesh, Band of Crumbling Inter-guild Relations — Cinn
-Martavir, Headdress of Necrosexin — Velleity
Master of the Phats
-Masalavir, Rot in the Dark — Skos
-Handy-Glovey-Fisty-Things, Bane of Guktore — Templeton
Essence of Yo Momma
-Ubax-un, Legs of the Heckled — Grimson
-Toaris, Shawl of Type 5 Augs — Otcho
Misc Trash Stuff
Reflective Shields for all! (or at least Skyee, Zippie, and Quila)
Veiled City of the Clit:
The Ward Come Alive
-Lots of Corpses — Juff
-Key to Clit — Skyee