We killed a bunch of sanctum and yclist stuff over the past few days.
We also got megaraped a few times by prime enchanter who gave us a major ride on his mechanical cock.
Grats to the loot winners even though I don’t know who they are since nobody will tell me and also grats to Kiseble and Kjiel on mondo abyss fats.
I’ll leave you now with what Zedaine sounds like in vent after he drinks 4 loko
We went to a castle in the air and inside we found mobs and died a lot but we also won against the mobs isn’t that something!
Zo’rel
Ear – Quila
BP – SIblyx
Ferdin
Face – CInn
Wrist – Cyen
In other news, The Great Pumpkin is making appearances throughout Dalaya.
And Cinn loves women’s beauty products. In THAT way.
A good part of the night looked like exactly the opposite of this but then we beat the speeder bike level and went all super battletoads on those bitches.
Thaz 1
Neck – Quila
Ring – Templeton
Thaz2
Wrist – Kjiel
Belt – Foley
Poop Golem
Shoulders – Foley
Shoulders – Siblyx
Necrk – Arianne
Animation
Belt – Arianne
Boots – Cinn
Face – Cyen
RATLORD
Sword – Reehs
Robe – Stral
Wrist – Siblyx
Boots – Tarutao
We cleared sanctum and then treacherous bichs within the guild redyed all my armor to be a patchwork rainbow of homosexuality.
trash
ring – ??
shield – foley
bracer – vell
gongo
bracer – lind
arms – quila
drakes
shield – zippie
gloves – lind?
essence
gloves – solo
neck – siblyx
helm – skos?
OBAMA
We killed eyes of the father. Triple loot grats loot winners.
We also got the shit fucked out of us for hours. Revenge will come when we are less bad.
GIVE ME THE KEYYY!!!!! We’re nearly done with this back-keying game. Special thanks to everybody loitering all day in the raid zones clearing trash.
we also kicked a blue bitch out of his tower.
Grats loot winners.
zorel – KEY YES!
earring – guktore
earring – lindstrom
thaz1
face – rot
boots – kjiel
thaz2
range – cinn
back – skyee
This “encounter” sucks dick and has to go right away.
I wouldn’t say I’m Nino at Tha Carter. I’m more like the plant in Little Shop Of Horrors.
And I am hungry for fat loot. We killed a bunch of shit!
Literally shit. PPS thank you fucking bugged out piranhas aggroing from a mile away and delayed the raid by at least 20 minutes every time we do this.
Oh yeah, and that happened. It has been a long time coming, real talk.
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Gongoerth
Hat – Stral
Sword – Rot
Drakes
Caex – Fuwok
Majak – Guktore
Essence
Aujir – Juff
Fury – Foley
Golem
Piccolo – Reehs
Face – Templeton
Good things come to those who wait, like advanced syphilis, or raid mobs.
After all day of camping in Yclist waiting for a mob to spawn, the mob did spawn and we got the key and we’re one step closer to not being cockblocked by the mess of other guilds. These people got these loots.
High Enchanter Yk’sil
Earring – Astranolus
Boots – Quila
Trash
Ring – Solosolki
Mirror Sledge – Kjiel
Gloves – Glorax
Eyes
Vivis – Templeton
Vorrel – Glorax
Pictured: Cinn and Eyate drive to the raid.
Not pictured: the raid because nobody took a picture of that.
We’re in the middle of raiding right now but there is so much talking and dog fucking that I am updating the blog again.
We were worried another guild might kill Thaz 1/2 so we rushed to go do that. After Skyee fucked it up like a monkey 3 days deep in a meth binge he was able to work his mind out and we won properly.
Then we killed Serizus by fucking the shit out of him.
Thaz 1
Pendant of Sacred Water – Aballister
Slippers of Crushing Earth – FOley
Thaz 2
Glyph of the Great guardian – Skyee
Chain-Linked Belt of Vindication- Templeton
Serizus
Pulse of the Fellfaith – Juff
Shroud of Delusions – Kjiel